Alan Brough is the author of the crazy, laugh-out-loud new book, Charlie and the War Against the Grannies. Alan is a Kiwi who now lives in Australia and he has worked as an actor, director, musician and a dancer before he became a writer. Charlie and the War Against the Grannies is his first book for children and I certainly hope he writes many more.
I had a few questions I wanted to ask Alan and he has very kindly answered them for me. Read on to find out about weird granny behaviour, the things you need to have in a war against grannies and how Alan came to write his crazy story.
- What inspired you to write Charlie and the War Against the Grannies?
One morning I was watched a middle-aged man in a beaten up old car deliver my newspaper and I wondered whether kids did paper round anymore. That afternoon I saw a granny delivering pizza menus and, for some reason, I came up with the idea that a boy tries to get a paper round but can’t because all the deliveries in his neighbourhood are controlled by an evil cabal of violent grannies.
- What is your strangest grannie experience?
My grandmother had a glass eye. The idea of it completely freaked me out. One morning at the breakfast table she took her glass eye out and rolled it across the table to me to try and make me feel more comfortable about it. It didn’t work.
- Did you have a paper round when you were a kid?
No. I couldn’t cope with the early mornings.
- What are the 3 most important things you need to fight a war against grannies?
Shortbread laced with tranquillisers, a hairnet full of false teeth and questionable morals.
- Charlie and Hils have an awesome secret code called Flush Latin for communicating secretly from a toilet when they get in trouble. Did you have your own secret code when you were a kid?
Hell yeah. I still love codes. I used to make up all sorts of secret codes. I loved writing invisible messages in lemon juice, I had secret drop-offs for swapping secret information with other agents and I was never without my ‘KnowHow Book of Spycraft.’
- You’ve been an actor and a director as well as an author. How different is comedy on the page than comedy on the screen?
I suppose the essential difference is that comedy on the screen can be done purely with images. You can tell a whole joke without words. Whereas comedy on the page – for me at least – is all about words. Their order, the way they sound and even the way they look.
- Charlie is hilarious and I’m sure it is going to have kids rolling around on the floor in fits of laughter. Who are your comedy idols when it comes to writing?
Thank you. I’m really pleased and proud that you think Charlie is hilarious. As far as comedy writing idols go I love Douglas Adams, Dorothy Parker, Evelyn Waugh, Charles Dickens, Franz Kafka (he’s really funny), Kyril Bonfiglioli, Nancy Mitford and Ronald Hugh Morrieson (born and bred in my hometown of Hawera.)